This Lexis Job Title Made Us Snigger

Somebody just contacted us on Linked In and we’ve become best buddies in a Social Media sort of way

 

Anyway.. what made us laugh is the guy’s job title

 

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Head of Electronic Fabrication at LexisNexis

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Does that mean the person in this position just makes stuff up for the LN electronic database..

 

I’m imagining a Monday morning   at LN central  where  the Head of Electronic Fabrication  hands out the weekly tasks

to all the elf fabricators whose job it is to make  up almost real cases and some imaginary legislation so the sales elves can

tell customers , ” look at all these new cases and legislation that’s turned up on the database this week… honestly you are

spending your money wisely”

 

The moral of the story is .. If you work at a publishers please find somebody with an English Language degree to invent the

pointless job titles