Pablo Escobar’s brother wins $3M website lawsuit, vows to take down Elon Musk and Apple

So sayeth the Hoback Herald…

Roberto De Jesus Escobar Gaviria, the brother of the -late drug overlord Pablo Escobar has won  the rights to Escobar Inc. He is now the self-proclaimed rightful owner of the Pablo Escobar trademark and has won the rights in  a $3 million legal dispute, obtaining ownership of the PabloEscobar domain.

The domain is currently inactive, but that won’t be for long. The company plans to kick off a website by 2020, where it will sell Pablo Escobar products and merchandise, including the notorious proprietary flamethrower, the idea for which from Escobar Inc.

“Yes [the flamethrower] will be [available], at $249 per piece,” Escobar Inc COO Daniel Reitberg confirmed in an email to TNW. “Elon Musk will go down soon, we are preparing some huge cases against him. He will regret not paying us, just like everyone else has regretted it.”

That’s not all, though. The website will also offer “groundbreaking technology,” according to CEO Olof Gustaffson. “We are in the process now of starting a $50 million technology company which will beat Apple Inc, easily,” the young CEO told TNW. “More to follow!”

I, for one, can’t wait to cop me some groundbreaking Pablo Escobar technology, once available.

Read how rthe case came about  https://hobackherald.com/pablo-escobars-brother-wins-3m-website-lawsuit-vows-to-take-down-elon-musk-and-apple/70538/