Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase near strip club, authorities say

And to all Oregon locals they’ll know this to be true .. why? Because… Dylan T. Vinzant, 38, careened through blackberry bushes trying to escape the long arm of the law.

Oregon Live reports

An Oregon lawyer landed on the wrong side of the law after authorities say he refused to pay for a pricey lap dance at a suburban strip club and led Washington County deputies on a wild foot chase.

Dylan T. Vinzant, 38, careened through blackberry bushes and a train tunnel during his attempted getaway Friday night from the Sunset Strip Gentleman’s Club on Southwest Park Way, the Washington County Sheriff’s Office said.

The trouble began when he declined to fork over the $200 he had agreed to pay for a private, 15-minute dance, said Sgt. Daniel DiPietro, a sheriff’s spokesman.

After bolting from the club’s bouncers and hiding from the cops, Vinzant hopped a nearby fence and landed in a blackberry briar, DiPietro said.

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https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2020/03/oregon-lawyer-refuses-to-pay-for-200-lap-dance-leads-cops-on-foot-chase-near-strip-club-authorities-say.html